Monday, April 19, 2010

Please read this post in full and retain for future reference

Congratulate me, I'm now the proud owner of a chair from John Lewis. Those partners leave nothing to chance, and on the first page of the instructions we are enjoined to:
Please read the instructions carefully before use.
IMPORTANT, RETAIN FOR FUTURE REFERENCE: READ CAREFULLY
Please ensure the instructions are read in full before attempting to assemble this product.
Read this leaflet in full before commencing assembly. 

The list of tools required is particularly thorough:


So we are well prepared before attempting the actual assembly: