In case you thought I'd lost interest in inept security questions (see here, here and here) I've just registered on the London Olympics ticket website.
Braving the shameful logo that I still can't get used to, I'm confronted by this choice of security questions:
Unfortunately at the age of fifty something, 'best friend' isn't a concept I think about much. I don't have a favourite sportsperson or a favourite food for that matter... at least not one that I could reliably remember two years later.
And what about all those poor sods who put Wayne Rooney down as their favourite sportsperson? Is there a way to change your mind?
I hope this isn't the entire Olympic security effort. Anyone who puts Osama bin Laden down as their best friend just won't get a ticket. That should do it.